Dirty Weekend pt. 1

Alright, so I've been way too busy (or maybe just lazy) to finish catching up on the recent developments that I said I'd post. Enough excuses... the time has come haha.

Here's a little back-story before I explain. The events to be discussed took place about a week and a half ago (wow, I can't believe it's taken me that long!). Anyway, what a weekend it was! My wife left town for the weekend and I was horny as ever; no surprise there haha. So, in my state of arousal and in keeping with my new resolution, I decided to post an ad on craigslist. Please allow me to digress even further. Now, I don't know if any of you have ever posted to CL before, but let me tell you, for a guy it's a miserable place to be. Actually I hear it is for women too but for very different reasons. For men, it's a minor miracle to get a response to an ad; usually it's just spam. My guess, given what I've heard from a few females, is that with the number of women vs. men on CL, women often are able to be a bit more choosy, thus an average looking guy like me isn't really at the top of the list haha. I'm not being bitter; I'm just stating my experience. Trust me, I feel for you women too. I hear you are deluged with responses; many from some pretty unsavory characters with some pretty unsavory tastes in kink. Back to my story. So I posted an ad and said miracle happened. Actually it was pretty weird, I got a lot of responses; good ones too! I may have to break these up a bit now that I think about it because there were several women involved and the plot continues to thicken, but here's where it started.

So the first girl I talked to, we'll call her L, was that Friday night. My goodness she got me hot! It started out fairly innocent but we quickly hit it off and very soon things escalated. She promptly started sending me things like "I want you to pull my hair while you fuck me from behind!", then she sent me a picture of her perfect breasts, nipples erect. She then asked to see my dick, so I obliged and sent a picture. I'll cut to the chase; things got hot and she asked me to come over as her husband was still working, till about 1am. I almost didn't make it actually. The torrential rain made navigating the nearly flooded highway almost impossible with good windshield wipers. So, wouldn't you know it, all of the sudden my trouble-making left windshield wiper flies off its arm leaving a metal stump scraping across the glass? I'm too close to stop now though! So, I keep driving (even if for no other reason than to find a good place to wait for the rain to stop) and I notice someone is flashing their headlights at me in the distance. I'm not sure what for at first but I eventually get to L's street and realize that my problematic electronic system has blown my taillight fuse.... again. This is the part where I tell you I hate my car. Finally, though, I arrive at L's house and I can't help but think, "Wow, what's wrong with me? All this for sex?...... Hot.... steamy sex?" The answer was yes... don't judge me haha. 

At long last, I knock on the door; we greet each other (I'm also greeted by several dogs she's watching, including a sick one that she just took in) and proceed to the bedroom. Things went very well at first. We kissed and removed clothes. I sucked on her lovely nipples and rubbed her wet pussy and clit as she leaned her head back, obviously enjoying the attention that she hadn't received in some time. Unfortunately, though, my ordeal getting to her side of town, cut our time before her husband would be on his way home very short, so we had to forego the foreplay and get straight to the fucking. I was surprised how willing she was to get right to it despite so many obstacles saying "not tonight." On my way, I thought for sure I'd get there, she'd look at the clock and tell me there just wasn't enough time. In reality there wasn't, we were both obviously feeling a little rushed, but I'm still impressed she tried. Anyway, clock in our peripheral, she gets on all fours with me inches away from entering her and satisfying the aching we had both created over the hours of texting that preceded. It was just then that something that couldn't be overlooked happened. The newly acquired dog, the sick one, puked all over the floor outside the bedroom. She quickly rushed to her feet and said "I'm so sorry; I just can't do this with that sitting on the floor out there." Had we the time, we probably could have picked up where we left off, but we were already cutting it way too close and I really don't blame her for not wanting to finish with fresh dog vomit on the floor; it's not exactly a turn on haha. So, I promptly got dressed and headed for the door; her profusely apologizing and I continually assuring her that it's ok. Needless to say, I had to help myself when I got home. 

On a positive note, we're still texting and still want to meet, to try our little adventure over again. Our schedules aren't really lining up right now though, so we'll see. And so ends this chapter in my sexy/strange weekend. More very soon!