Wow, I'm up way too late (or way too early) and just figured now would be a good time to do a TMI since it is Thursday now.
I know sooo many TMI's have to do with sex, so I kind of hate to do that to you, but I'm gonna do it anyways because talking about sex is probably the easiest way to give TMI and it's my first one on this blog. Plus I just partook in the activity to be discussed so it's kind of fitting. That may be TMI already haha. Anyways, here goes.
Take a trip with me, if you will, back to my early teen years. I was a boy who had just discovered the joys (and guilt haha) of masturbation. It was amazing and I was pretty good at it, but alas, something was awry and I couldn't shake it. See, I'm right handed, thus I used my right hand to masturbate. Seemed reasonable to do it that way, except that one day I started thinking and realized I masturbate with the same hand that I do everything else with. Of course, I always washed my hands (very thoroughly) but at the time it just seemed weird that I used my masturbating hand to make food, or to do my homework, or to give a handshake; anything really. So with some deal of effort I switched hands.
It sounds pretty ridiculous thinking about it now but nevertheless the switch from right to left stuck. I've tried using my right hand and it gets the job done, but the left is the one that really knows what it's doing haha.
So there's some TMI!
A male that agrees with me? WHAT? Haha I make joke...
ReplyDeleteThe internet is just a series of tubes, so I try not to let it get under my skin (lol) but I absolutely cannot stand the fact that we take no responsibility for our words the moment we take a seat behind the keyboard. For a while the phrase was "Go die"... Do you even realize what you just told me? Apparently the idea of karma has become antiquated... I could go on.
Mind if I follow you as well?
Well I'm going to anyway :P
Cheers