So before I post my next "story" I feel it necessary to issue the following disclaimer.
**Please bear in mind, the events depicted in previous posts and those succeeding them are told with complete honesty, void of any embellishment.**
The reason for this little disclaimer is, as I look over my recent posts and think about my recent "activities", I think it all sounds a bit unbelievable. Admittedly, it is unbelievable. If I was reading some guys blog and it read like mine has recently, I'd be incredibly skeptical, especially considering my recent comments about craigslist for the male user. I've been posting or responding to posts on craigslist for a few months, with little to no luck; until recently. As I've explained before, it's near impossible to get a real response from someone genuine as a man searching for a woman, especially with the kind of stipulations that I (or my situation) mandate. That little fact (at least as I perceive it) is exactly why this all sounds terribly unbelievable to me and thus I felt the need to explain that, while I think it sounds completely unbelievable, it's the honest truth. That said; I present to you the height of truthful ridiculousness.... Well, probably tomorrow when I feel a bit more like writing.
I personally don't care if it's true or not-- truth is just a matter of perspective and when the story's told. And ridiculous stories are the best, normal ones are so... normal. Besides, you think the shit you read on my blog doesn't sound unbelievable? I think anyone who posts anything online has that issue; all our lives are unbelievable if you really think about it.
ReplyDeleteReal life is harder to believe than fiction. I can't wait for the next installment!
ReplyDeleteI accidentally just deleted your comment. Fuckshit.
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